"We're taking it easy this week," Batman said. "Plans for an Order section have fallen through and a Law field trip is upcoming. That means we'll need to focus on vigilantism for another week. In the spirit of the holiday we just went through, we're going to focus on costumes ( Read more... )

"Today," Batman said, pausing for dramatic effect, "we're talking about dedicating yourself to vigilantism."

( Nananananananana Bat-lecture! )

"A few weeks ago, we talked about lawyers," Batman said. "We're following up on that this week. I may have given you the impression that criminal lawyers are slimy, amoral,greedy sociopaths. And if I hadn't given that impression, then let me clear it up for you. Many are. But today, I'd like to introduce you to a better kind of criminal lawyer; the ( Read more... )

The Danger Shop was a darkened alley today. It was too dark to see any detail if you looked around, but that would be fixed very soon ( Read more... )

The Danger Shop today was probably not what anyone might be expecting now that you were in the 'concerned individual' class in the rotation. Judging from the fact that the shop currently appeared to be a nicely furnished basement with snacks and beverages with plenty of couches and comfy seats, you might get the impression that this week's class ( Read more... )

"Today we're going to take a brief look at lawyers," Batman said right at the top of class. "I won't stereotype them. Some are greedy. Some are immoral. Some do good work for free. Some do good work for a lot of money. Not all of them lie whenever their lips are moving, as the joke goes. But any lawyer you find should be able to present a ( Read more... )

Welcome to the Danger Shop as programmed by Batman, kids! Today the shop looked like a dark, imposing, but strikingly beautiful cityscape. It was nighttime in the programmed city, and Batman spent a fair amount of time making sure to program the wind to get just the right degree of foreboding. Did I mention that you were in an alley? Because you ( Read more... )

There were no big dramatic flourishes today. Well, relatively speaking. Batman was still standing at a podium at the front of the room, which was pretty dramatic in its own way ( Read more... )

The danger shop was turned back into the MTAC when the students arrived and Gibbs was already there sipping his coffee. This time the room looked normal and there wasn't a badger in sight.

( And then Gibbs began to talk. A lot. )

Gibbs breezed into the classroom just as the bell rang. "Sit," he ordered everyone in the classroom. "No talking ( Read more... )